A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled in,
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was
heading straight towards his seat and, Bingo! She took the seat right beside
him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
what's your business role at this convention?
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about s_xuality."
"Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that black men are the most well
endowed when, in fact, it's the Red Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Indian descent. We have found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Afrikaners."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said,
I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name.
"Running Bear," the man said...."Running Bear Naidoo, but my friends call me
Frik."
(Running Bear, 'n nuwe bynaam vir Frik?)
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was
heading straight towards his seat and, Bingo! She took the seat right beside
him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
what's your business role at this convention?
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about s_xuality."
"Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that black men are the most well
endowed when, in fact, it's the Red Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Indian descent. We have found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Afrikaners."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said,
I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name.
"Running Bear," the man said...."Running Bear Naidoo, but my friends call me
Frik."
(Running Bear, 'n nuwe bynaam vir Frik?)